I was a half hour from home the other day, driving down our local "strip mall highway," Route 1. I looked up to a sign that prompted the following two thoughts:
1. Bathroom humor, while something we actively discourage in our potty-crazed Kyra, is really amusing throughout one's life, and
2. If I were a real blogger, I would drive home right now, grab my camera and drive right back. I'm not sure mere words can do this sign justice!
As you know I am not a real blogger, the words will have to suffice. The billboard was advertising a company that works on home foundations--repair, filling cracks, etc.
The punch line (at least, as I read it!): "Because a dry crack is a happy crack!"
These are just the words I'll use when Kyra next refuses to wipe her bum.